SLAM PORTAL is priming for a Myspace-core Deathmatch that is quite a HOT TOPIC!

The fact is that emo music and pro wrestling are both weird poetry you don’t have to understand just so long as you throw cups at it. You will witness trial and tribulation, heartache and screaming loudly in a distinct way, a telenovela seemingly cooked from a high schoolers first break up journal.

And if you haven’t been to SLAM PORTAL, you are in for a treat. One of Austin’s most immersive and actually weird forms of entertainment, our shows have boasted acts including but not limited to free doughnuts being tossed into the audience, countless broken tables, real* celebrity boy band performances, a smart car driven up to the ring, live haircuts, multiple livestock appearances, a Jonas brother, a wedding, and some of the best pro wrestling in Central Texas and the GALAXY.

And why not come dressed for the occasion? Skinny jeans with a Youth Medium shirt and that one belt? Super scenester? Mall goth? E-kids (now E-adults)? There are no rules anymore. Choose your adventure and have fun as you melt into our collective delusion!