[FREE OUTSIDE COMEDY WRESTLING SHOW - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

This is no dream, this is a SNAPMARE on SLAM STREET!

A spooktacular evening of head locks and body drops await in CENTRAL MACHINE WORKS’ sprawling beer garden on Saturday, October 21st FOR FREE!

SLAM PORTAL VI, equally serious and important because of its roman numeral.

But is it scary as well? FIND OUT! Join SLAM PORTAL as we weave through the dark magic of the season to spawn the most minacious of beings for inter-dimensional combat. WHO DOES THE PORTAL BECKON? Evil clowns? Eco-terrorist aliens? Cheese-themed wrestlers from Florida? We got you, dude. Look, we may have been in business 35 years less than SANTA CHIVA but we KNOW what we’re talking about. Period.

Our only slight problem resides in the fact that, although we have a brand new blood-automated portal, host Breezy Havoc seems to have lost any power to manipulate it. Because of this, we are now contractually obligated to assure you that this is probably fine?