From Slam Portal:

“Y’all, it’s arrived….

After months of waiting, it’s finally here…

We have finally gotten…

the SLAM PORTAL tax return check.

Which means, along with filling the flyer with absolutely everyone we know, we are now an official Independent Pro Wrestling Promotion! After 3 years of sporadic roman numerals, we are HERE!

Folks, I’m gonna level with you. True violence reflects life. The IRS is threatening to move us to “hobby” status. Hobby?!? The 4th ranked Intergalactic Combat Producer a “hobby”?!?

Listen: in an effort to be more efficient, we took away the costs of actually naming this show. Derek Refbeard has volunteered to wrestle, commentate, serve as camera man, work gorilla, hand out hot dogs, hand out hand shakes, AND referee! Holy smokes, what a fella! (Derek, we’ll talk later.) And its this type of grit that makes SLAM PORTAL a TRUE independent wrestling promotion!

Everyone! Get ready! For SLAM PORTAL X (formerly Twitter)”